MobMisquotes

When mobs die, they occasionally broadcast hilariously incorrect famous quotes to nearby players. A dying chicken might declare "To bee or not to bee, that is the question - Albert Einstein" while a zombie could proclaim "E equals MC Hammer - William Shakespeare."

Features:

• Dozens of pre-written misquotes with incorrect attributions
• Configurable trigger chance, broadcast radius, and mob types
• Event-driven system using EntityDeathEvent
• Lightweight: no persistent data, no scheduled tasks, no world modifications